Today's Lesson.

So it was cool enough today for me to take the female running. Here's a play about what happened:

Dyna and Female: (run along road)

Dyna: I need to stop. I need to poop.

Female: Okay.

Dyna: Watch this! I am going to poop on this fire ant hill!

Female: Don't poop on the fire ant hill. Poop somewhere else.

Dyna: No! If I don't get to poop right in this spot, I'll never poop anywhere, EVER AGAIN.

Female: Fine. Poop there. See what happens.

Dyna: (poops)

Fire Ants: AAUUGH! The monster rains poop from above! ATTACK!

Dyna: Ow! They're biting me! Thrashing around will certainly help!

Fire Ants: The monster seeks to destroy the mound! Fight harder!

Female: (grabs Dyna and tosses her in puddle)

Curtain

The moral of the story is: Don't poop on fire ant hills.