KTHXBai!

I wrote the title in LOLcat to show you that I am multi-lingual and because I have figured out why we've been staying in Grandmas! basement for the last two years (or six hours). There's an FBI clue in the title.

Okay, the Female pointed out that there are two possible clues in the title, so here is a hint: the answer isn't Kentucky. Or Bai.

And wait . . .the answer I wanted isn't in there. The female says the abbreviation for Texas is TX, not THX. So, if you thought I had an entry about THX surround sound (if I were in surround sound, I could bark so loud!), sorry.

Leaving clues is hard. This is very anticlimactic.

My whole fandamily is moving to Texas. It is a whole different state. Here are the states that I have been in:

1. Delaware
2. Virginia
3. Shock
4. Denial
5. Maryland

Soon I will have been in lots more states (the Female keeps threatening to put me in a state of Disrepair, but I am not sure where that is. I think it is near Missouri.).

Daddy and the Female have already been to Texas, and Daddy is there now because he had to work (he did not go away forever because I was a bad dog. I don't care what the cat says). My Daddy has a very important job. He does sarcasm professionally. The Female says he is like a please man, but she said please with two syllables--Daddy is a puh-leeze man. Everyone knows that when you say puh-leeze you are being sarcastic, and Daddy is so good at being sarcastic, he gets paid for it. He's a sarcasmatitian.

Sometime in the next three hours (or five years) Daddy is going to come home and get me, the cats, Gunny and the Female (if I don't off her first--then Daddy and I will be alone in Texas, which is better than being with the Female anywhere) and take us to our new home. The Female says we are renting a car especially for Gunny and me--a short bus. It's for special dogs like us. We're going to drive to Texas through A LOT of different states and when we get there I will be the most well-traveled dog ever, and any dog who claims different is full of it (The Incredible Journey my ASS! The Call of the Wild can suck my left nut. If I were not spayed. And female.).

I am going to blog a lot about my adjustment to Texas. The Female keeps telling me we are going to live on a lake. She says this in the voice she uses when she wants to get me really excited, so I am pretty sure a lake is a very good thing or a very bad thing. I will let you know.